Tomb of Anubis Updates - 09/14

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The Tomb of Anubis adds new entries into our ever-growing catalog of bad movie reviews this week with a quartet of titles!

Ragnarok came in with a pair of articles, the first a Shortie for the new "sexy young people beset by a masked killer" movie Catacombs, starring Pink and Shannyn Sossamon! He followed that up with a review for the pharmaceutical popping bloodsucker pic The Vampire, starring no one.


Anubis also popped a pair of new reviews, starting with the "not so much a remake as a 're-visioning'" of The Wizard of Gore, featuring Crispin Glover, Brad Dourif, and Jeffrey Combs! He ended the week with Hong Kong's answer to Lethal Weapon as Chow Yun-Fat teams with Conan Lee for the chainsaw-slinging Tiger on the Beat.