CANNIBAL TERROR (1981)

[The Burgomaster]

I just bought this bad CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST rip-off and I have come here to warn you not to waste your time.

Here's the plot:  Three criminals (2 men and 1 woman) kidnap a little girl and take her into the jungle to hide.  As expected, they encounter a group of cannibals (now that I think of it . . . I don't remember seeing any women in the cannibal tribe . . . I'll have to go back and confirm this as soon as the initial boredom of watching this movie wears off).  Anyway, the so-called "cannibals" look like a bunch of European guys wearing war paint and loin cloths.  And they all have late 1970s/early 1980s hairstyles. 

Most of the movie involves the crooks hiding out in the jungle with a guy and his 20-something-year-old daughter.  Occasionally (i.e., very infrequently) there are cannibalism scenes of the typical "lets get hot dogs and sausages, cover them with barbecue sauce, and film close-ups of people eating them" variety.  Nothing new or shocking here.  Just the same old stuff.



I knew I was in trouble when the word "Eurocine" flashed across the screen during the opening credits . . .

[zombie no.one]

Anyway, the so-called "cannibals" look like a bunch of European guys wearing war paint and loin cloths.  And they all have late 1970s/early 1980s hairstyles. 

haha

recently saw EATEN ALIVE, another C.H rip off...except, in an interesting twist, this one had NO cannibalism in it.