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Started by RCMerchant, September 22, 2008, 05:35:50 AM

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Quote from: Circus_Circus on September 25, 2008, 05:28:40 PM
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Quote from: Circus_Circus on September 25, 2008, 04:39:23 PM
This one's for Patient7... :teddyr:



Hmmm. Not much of a superhero.

All you'd have to do is tump him over and spill out the Kool-Aid and he'd be powerless, right?

I've never understood the point of him carrying another jug  :question:

Exactly.

Does Kool-Aid Man actually drink Kool-Aid?

Wouldn't that make him into some sort of pre-sweetened vampire?
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Ash

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Quote from: Circus_Circus on September 25, 2008, 04:39:23 PM



QuoteI've never understood the point of him carrying another jug  :question:


But...  He's bringing it to you!  You're thirsty aren't you?  You need a refreshing glass of Kool-aid.

Come to think of it...where would you get some drinking glasses?
What if you happened to be walking down the street, nowhere near any kind of drinking glasses?
He bursts through a wall yelling "Oh Yeah!!" only for you to stand there with him kinda down because there's no glasses to drink out of.   :bluesad:

You could always slam it right from the pitcher.
But I wonder if Kool-aid Man washes that pitcher in between appearances?
That would suck to be somewhere and he busts through a wall and you drink out of his unwashed pitcher.  He isn't saying anything but in reality, like 60 people drank out of it before you.   :buggedout:

Now that's something to think about...

Psycho Circus

Quote from: Ash on September 25, 2008, 09:16:51 PM

But...  He's bringing it to you!  You're thirsty aren't you?  You need a refreshing glass of Kool-aid.

Come to think of it...where would you get some drinking glasses?
What if you happened to be walking down the street, nowhere near any kind of drinking glasses?
He bursts through a wall yelling "Oh Yeah!!" only for you to stand there with him kinda down because there's no glasses to drink out of.   :bluesad:

You could always slam it right from the pitcher.
But I wonder if Kool-aid Man washes that pitcher in between appearances?
That would suck to be somewhere and he busts through a wall and you drink out of his unwashed pitcher.  He isn't saying anything but in reality, like 60 people drank out of it before you.   :buggedout:

Now that's something to think about...

I was going to say, "why couldn't I just drink outta the Kool-Aid guy", but yeah, you've got a good point there  :bouncegiggle:

AndyC

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Yes, salad.

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Ed, Ego and Superego

THis guy has a whole list of them, and pretty good commentary:
http://www.lileks.com/institute/funny/index.html

CHeck out his other pages too
-Ed
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Quote from: RCMerchant on September 22, 2008, 05:35:50 AMNo comment on this one.....
I'll comment... Ultra Superman... that dickhead...

Quote from: Circus_Circus on September 22, 2008, 07:02:51 AM
Looks like Action to me...

Quote from: Hammock Rider on September 22, 2008, 02:00:08 PM
...This isn't a cover, but it's a pretty weird little pair of panels:
She's cockeyed too...!  :bouncegiggle: (No pun intended...  :lookingup: )
And Superman is still a prick

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