INVENT A BAD MOVIE SYNOPSIS!

[diamondwaspvenom]

After getting high from a combination of weed, angel dust and cheese sandwiches, a group of metalheads build a machine that transports them into another dimension filled with Nazi Knights, Cannibal Christians, Mutant Badgers and a Purple Alien Leprechaun.

[Kaseykockroach]

In a world where technology exists to enter the human mind through dream invasion, a highly skilled thief is given a final chance at redemption which involves executing his toughest job to date.

[claws]

A small coastal town in the middle of winter is plagued by SUN DEMONS FROM BEYOND - a ghastly horde of crystalline water ice devouring entities out to ruin Christmas for everyone.

[diamondwaspvenom]

Downtown Montreal becomes the battleground between two giant monsters. One's a mutant walrus while the other is a homeless man.

[zombie no.one]

Jimmy Flame is the coolest guy in town. He's got it all: flashy car, beautiful girlfriend, well paid job, house with an indoor pool and jacuzzi... yes, everything seems to be top of the world for young Jimmy. That is until a plague of MUTANT NAKED MOLE-RATS FROM PLANET URANUS fall down Jimmy's chimney and turn his life upside down. Can he survive this diabolical infestation and save the world from a vaguely uncertain future? Soundtrack by Ratt

[66Crush]

JIMMY CARTER: VAMPIRE HUNTER IN 3D

Gary Busey stars as the 39th prez, who battles vamps on a peanut farm with his sidekick a blind psychic Asian child. The prez also has an affair with his nurse played by Whoopi Goldberg. He soon discovers the vampires are from Mars and are harvesting blood for rocket fuel. The vamps also want to destroy all of the peanuts, since peanuts contain a chemical that will cause the vampires to mutate into giant moths. Plus it's in 3D, what else do you want.