Starfleet Headquarters picnics gone wild...

[sprite75]

Due to the abundance of Romulan Ale, no one who attended the annual Starfleet Headquarters picnic was quite sure how this happened.

[TheDope]

DR. TOLIAN SORAN - Hey, this isn't the plans I gave you...
how can I reach the Nexus with this?!!

SPACE CONTRACTOR - Sorry about that; must have been
engineering's fault.  Redo'll cost you another 10 million...

DR. TOLIAN SORAN - Oh, forget it; I'll just outsource for a
new construction group.

SPACE CONTRACTOR - Suit yourself, but I've seen things
like this get outsourced and cost double, sometimes triple
what they were budgeted at...

DR. TOLIAN SORAN - (sighs) Okay, okay...just get it a few
yards higher, can you do that?

SPACE CONTRACTOR - No problem, Doc; parts should be
in about two more weeks, I'll have to re-figure the bill for
parts and labor and pull some more guys in off a project over
in Gallium system....

[Flangepart]

Captain Janeway, about the catapault you ordered to " Throw Chakote's ass from here to Arcturis..."

[Pennywise]

"Hey, I know a place where no one will bother us during our picnic..."

[meQal]

"Did we have to rent the Blair Witch Picnic Pavilion?"

[JJ80]

Extreme picknicking is a growing extreme sport!