Sinister plan!

[Nukie 2]

"What sinister plan! We chopped down your TV antenas, and now you can't watch public broadcasting! MUHAHAHAH! HAWHAWHAW!"

[AndyC]

"We're going to get the attention of the league."

[Psycho Circus]

"Let the church destroying commence!"

[Jack]

"Dudes, can we cut this photo shoot short?  My mom's picking me up in like, three minutes."

[WilliamWeird1313]

Black metaller 1: "WE!"
Black metaller 2: "ARE!"
Black metaller 3: "VIRGINS!"
All three: "FOR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!"

[Mr. DS]

"Excuse me camera guy, does my makeup look ok?  How about my hair?  Oh poo I broke a nail.  "

[Psycho Circus]

"Just you try and sue us now, Gene Simmons!"

[Saucerman]

The newest advertisement for "Angry Norwegian" brand Mascara applicators. 

[Flangepart]

Heavy Metal Exterminators : Roaches die with extreeeeem predudice!

[Mr. DS]

"Ok guys whatever you do don't sweat too much.  These clothes have to go back to Hot Topic by store close for a full refund."

[TheDope]

Hello, ma'am; we're from Death and Metal Chimney Sweeps...where's your dirty chimney?

[JJ80]

The television reception is RUBBISH around here!

[Pennywise]

"Okay guys, let's get to that yard work!"