The party...

[sprite75]

Riker, have you put on 20 pounds?

[indianasmith]

Moments before their much-awaited dance routineon American Idol, the TNG crew engaged in some warmup power striding down the corridor.

[Terf]

"OMG! These are tho thoft! And we look totally fab!"

[AndyC]

"Lookin' back on the track for a little green bag,
Got to find just the kind or I'm losin' my mind...."

[Jack]

Cut!  We're getting reflections off the head again!  Makeup!

[ToyMan]

[jdlarch]

Ever since his exposure to sigma radiation (which caused him to sprout a tiny Troi head), the other senior officers seemd a bit standoffish; at social functions they would simply smile and try not to notice.

[AndyC]

"Welcome to Trekkie Heaven, my son. I am St. Patrick the bald, and it says here you've suffered a myocardial infarction from your diet of pizza pockets."

[warlock92346]

they're really gonna do it, they're really gonna give me a ship and I dont know anything about being a captain.

[Doggett]

                                                                  Riker
                                                       
                                                "Picard, Crusher, look I know one of you just farted."