Illegal Aliens Take On Obama

[oldarky]

"Not The One!"

[Saucerman]

"You see this device? This, sir, is a Gaydar array.  And it lights up like a christmas tree when I point it at you."

[Mr. DS]

With all this fur I must protect myself with this device from PETA.

[Psycho Circus]

Spare some change buddy?

[Rev. Powell]

Sir, would you please to help an Uzbeki gentleman who cannot figure to use your fancy American egg timers?

[LilCerberus]

...So, the dog peed on it, & now everytime I try to change the channel, the microwave comes on, & my pacemaker starts vibrating & playing this annoying midi of "Love Me Tender"...

[LilCerberus]

...It's a suppository...