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Don't try this snow removal method

Started by sprite75, December 23, 2008, 12:07:40 PM

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A guy in New Bedford, Massachusetts thought it would be a good idea to remove some snow and ice from his back porch - with a blow torch.  Instead he started his house on fire and caused about $30,000 in damages.

Gee.  What an idiot.
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New Bedford is actually a half hour from me and we probably got around the same amount of snow and ice. I used conventional methods like a shovel. 
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Quote from: sprite75 on December 23, 2008, 12:07:40 PM
A guy in New Bedford, Massachusetts thought it would be a good idea to remove some snow and ice from his back porch - with a blow torch.  Instead he started his house on fire and caused about $30,000 in damages.

Gee.  What an idiot.

Good thing we didn't have access to a flame thrower, or didn't try the "hair spray and a lighter" trick.
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Quote from: The DarkSider on December 24, 2008, 12:13:27 PM
New Bedford is actually a half hour from me and we probably got around the same amount of snow and ice. I used conventional methods like a shovel. 

A shovel !!!

Madness I tell you !!!
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And if the ice is too solid to remove with a shovel, they have this great stuff now called "salt."
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Quote from: AndyC on January 13, 2009, 07:37:03 PM
And if the ice is too solid to remove with a shovel, they have this great stuff now called "salt."

Tell me more of this Earth substance called "salt"...
                                             

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