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Started by Draug, January 19, 2009, 12:36:26 AM

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Draug

January 19, 2009, 12:36:26 AM


There's a wasp on your stomach, lie absolutely still now so I can smack it.
I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.

JJ80

#1
January 19, 2009, 01:07:51 AM
Geoff Capes' spell filling in for Timmy Mallet on "Wackaday" was not a great success...."
There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack

Mr. DS

#2
January 19, 2009, 09:00:35 PM
Mario resorted to Mortal Kombat to get by after finally killing Donkey Kong. 
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

ds21

#3
January 19, 2009, 10:04:05 PM
"Hold on, buddy, let me deflate your codpiece for you..."

OR

"Hammer Time!"
I am David
David I am

Making the world a little more random since 1989.

meQal

#4
January 20, 2009, 08:06:30 AM
Whacking Someone Off : You're Doing It Wrong
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

WilliamWeird1313

#5
January 20, 2009, 09:57:00 AM


Behold! The famous "tarantula" scene from the ill-conceived Home Alone "barbarian remake."

"On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be, what is will be no more. Now is the season of evil." - Vigo (former Carpathian warlord and one-time Slayer lyric-writer)

Draug

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January 20, 2009, 07:00:10 PM


Girl #1: Shall we tell him we replaced the rubber-club with a real one?
Girl #2: Nah, it's funnier this way.
I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.

Flangepart

#7
January 21, 2009, 06:16:08 PM
The new drinking sensation. 'Kegger-on-a-stick!'
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Pennywise

#8
March 13, 2009, 11:49:11 PM
Before they had the special shampoo, this was how they used to get rid of crabs.
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