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Started by Doggett, January 14, 2009, 03:20:56 PM

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Doggett

January 14, 2009, 03:20:56 PM
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

LilCerberus

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January 14, 2009, 03:26:02 PM
Well, not something I need to worry about. :lookingup:
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meQal

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January 14, 2009, 04:27:50 PM
Makes as much sense as the guy who set his house on fire cause he didn't get a gift for Christmas.
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AndyC

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January 14, 2009, 05:44:57 PM
What amazes me is that his wife is apparently so insatiable that he needs to do this. Imagine coming home from a hard day at work, to a wife who demands sex and won't take no for an answer, forcing you to create a diversion. Such misfortune. :lookingup:
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#4
January 15, 2009, 08:36:58 AM
Yeah Andy, makes my appreciate how good I've got it.
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akiratubo

#5
January 15, 2009, 05:03:56 PM
What?  None of you have ever made excuses to get out of it?  There are plenty of times I've come home tired, sore, and only interested in taking a nap.  Hell, sometimes I took an hour or two nap in the car before going home.  "Oh, god, she's going to want to have sex."
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BTM

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January 16, 2009, 12:01:28 AM
For some reason, the link isn't working for me, so I have no idea what it says...
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CheezeFlixz

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January 16, 2009, 12:05:49 AM
Quote from: BTM on January 16, 2009, 12:01:28 AM
For some reason, the link isn't working for me, so I have no idea what it says...

Ditto ... but if you want to kill a womens sex drive, feed her wedding cake. Works like a charm.

Sister Grace

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January 16, 2009, 09:44:35 AM
Quote from: AndyC on January 14, 2009, 05:44:57 PM
What amazes me is that his wife is apparently so insatiable that he needs to do this. Imagine coming home from a hard day at work, to a wife who demands sex and won't take no for an answer, forcing you to create a diversion. Such misfortune. :lookingup:

Trust me, it happens..... :bluesad:

At first, you think its you...Then, you think they're having an affair or you're not attractive anymore...Last, you start getting bored and look for other 'options'...

This is why sexual compatability is so important in relationships... sometimes one person's sex drive just doesn't match another persons. In my own opinion (and experience), the one with the higher sex drive is usually more liberal or more at ease with thier body than the other person. If you're with the right person, sex should not only be good, but fun and something you look forward to frequently.
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Rev. Powell

#9
January 16, 2009, 05:51:45 PM
Seems fishy to me... I mean, the guy can't spare two minutes out of his day to keep the little woman happy?   :bouncegiggle:
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#10
January 17, 2009, 04:13:04 PM
The AP just released a photo of the guy...
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Doggett

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January 19, 2009, 04:28:24 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 16, 2009, 05:51:45 PM
Seems fishy to me... I mean, the guy can't spare two minutes out of his day to keep the little woman happy?   :bouncegiggle:

Can't he get it over and done with in a commmercial break like the rest of us. :wink:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.
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