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Started by Nukie 2, March 02, 2009, 09:46:37 PM

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Nukie 2


"Hi this is your agent, with good news; ONE person bought a copy of the Love Guru today-- an Old Lady bought it, thinking it was Waynes World."

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meQal

"Yeah, Mr. Meyers. We traced the number your death threats have been coming from. The Dalai Lama said he would stop making them if you stopped making movies."
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

Mr. DS

"Hi this is The DarkSider, fart jokes don't=funny anymore ok...now stop..."
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

DoctorMcShocker

Hello, this is the NBA, National Beard Association, and we ask you to shave your beard because one of our rules is no gay people.

AndyC

"Hello, 1971? I have a movie premise that should go over pretty well in your year."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

JJ80

"Good news Sir, your flying carpet is now dusted ready to go on Runway Six!"
There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack

Mr. DS

"No problem, I'm sure we can work Verne Troyer into the another script."
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Doggett

Dana Carvey used to be jealous of Mike's success. Not anymore.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

ghouck

"Hello. . . this is Mr. Meyers, , , no, not the one from Halloween, , yea, , , the one from Wayne's World. Talentless? Hack?,  , Listen you little butthead. . ." (gets hung up on)

"I really have to change to an unlisted number, but then again, if it weren't for wrong numbers, I'd get no calls at all"
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

AndyC

"That's right. I just proved I'm famous enough to get anything produced. Now pay up."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

TheDope





Y'ello? 

Hey, Bernie; whaddya got for me?

Huh...?

Wayne's World 3?

...

Oh, sure.  Okay - what the hell; couldn't hurt my career any worse....


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.

Javakoala



An elephant sex scene? Hmmmmm...I am intrigued. Tell me more.