I'm Connery, Sean Connery

[bionica]

[Evollove]

They didn't try too hard on his wardrobe.

[Jack]

These boots are made for walkin'
And that's just what they'll do

[indianasmith]

How the h377 did my agent talk me into taking this %$#@!!! role????

[Andrew]

And women still find me sexier than 99% of this planet's male population.  So there!

[Evollove]

New cross-your-heart briefs, when ordinary underwear don't provide the support you're looking for. Just ask Sean Connery, if we can support him, we can support anyone.

[Neville]

In his new adventure, Borat joins Kazhastan's elite commando unit to defend the country against all the nations who felt offended by the first movie.

[sprite75]

Connery: This outfit proves I'm a real man.  Tell me, when's the last time you saw Daniella Craig in a get up like this?

[TheDope]

This motivational poster did nothing for the spirits of the U.S.
Soccer Team, who later feigned more on-field injuries than usual.

[Gator]

This is what happens when Mrs. Connery gets liquored-up while shopping on-line.

[Hammock Rider]

Alright Goldfinger, put me back on that laser table thingie.

[Dr. Whom]

So, which one of you designed my costume?

[judge death]

I told the director I'd wear the outfit if I got to keep the hairpiece.