Now are there any questions

[sprite75]

Charles: Now are there any questions?  (A large number of hands go up).  Keeping in mind that I already explained that I lost a bet last night! (Nearly all the hands go back down).

[TheDope]

"Yes, I did administer the smack-down to Jim Brown,
he did weep like a female canine and I did take his hat.  Word."

[AndyC]

"I've come to this gathering dressed as a liquor bottle in order to make a point."

[Pennywise]

"Surely these commoners will be able to relate to me now that I've dressed as one of them."
"Your Highness, we're in Texas."

[Mr. DS]

For once in my life, I feel like me.