in at the deep end

zombie no.one · March 14, 2009, 11:36:27 PM

"I tried to find the loch ness monster and all I get are these crappy pieces of rope...hell, I'll scream anyway"

meQal · March 15, 2009, 12:48:17 PM

Just swam thru the spot that the kid peed in with his mouth open.

JJ80 · March 15, 2009, 06:01:49 PM

"Just my luck, attacked by an anoxexic octopus!"

akiratubo · March 15, 2009, 07:43:42 PM

The 50 Foot Woman wasn't kidding when she said she was a "gusher".

Pennywise · March 15, 2009, 11:03:17 PM

Even tough he was 35 years old, Jim always threw a fit when he had to take a bath.

AndyC · March 16, 2009, 10:55:57 PM

Mmmm, Elvis noodle soup. My favourite.

TheDope · March 17, 2009, 07:19:30 PM

On no! Saint Patrick fell into the pool!

Draug · March 19, 2009, 08:14:39 PM

It was another typical example of David's bad luck. Of all the places to swim in the ocean, he chose the same spot where the sideburn loving squid lived.

Chang Saam · March 23, 2009, 08:54:23 AM

"How did my hot dog and bag of chips get all wet?"

Mr. DS · March 23, 2009, 11:43:30 AM

The sponsors wanted the water polo competition spiced up a bit so they added electric eels.

AndyC · March 23, 2009, 01:46:24 PM

"Oh man! I got a soaker!"