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Freeway cop

Started by ChuckSplatt, April 18, 2009, 12:57:17 PM

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ChuckSplatt

PULL OVER your bike NOW! 


ghouck

Pull over, I need a lapdance right away.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

TheDope


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Sleazy Rider.


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.

NelsonRage

It seemed that everywhere Officer Poncharello went , he could find someone with a crack problem.
"If we hole up I want to be somewhere familiar, I want to know where the exits are, and I want to be allowed to smoke."
    - Ed, Shaun of the Dead (2004)

warlock92346

Crack kills!------ but I like hers!

AndyC

"What seems to be the trouble, officer?"
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Javakoala

A ticket for hauling loose cargo without a proper cover? She ain't gonna like this one bit, officer.

Pennywise

"Does this bug you? Does this bug you? I'm not touching you..."

Pennywise

"Oh, Manos, god of primal darkness, the Hands of Fate have doomed this man. Now give me your wife!"

Jack

After a rather lengthy inspection, the officer found that the taillight was working porperly.
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

AndyC

The cop just wanted a better look.
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Psycho Circus

Watch out for skid marks..