Arnold shows off...

[TheDope]

Hel-loooo ladies!

[Inferno]

"You see that? I can make orange juice on that thing!"

[Mr. DS]

Old lady to the other:  "Ok already, I'm impressed with your new boyfriend but I still think he's after your purse."

[AndyC]

"I'd say he'll take about five hours at 350. What do you think, Hester?"
"I agree Mabel. Knock him out."

[Joe the Destroyer]

Arnold Schwarzenegger is The South Hill Rapist.

[Torgo]

When I clicked  on this thread, I thought that it might be this pic that was being used from Hercules in New York:

[sideorderofninjas]

Irma, he's no Steve Reeves...

[trekgeezer]

Irma, "My son Abner had a tumor like that on his arm, dang near killed him."
Arnold, "It's not a toomah!!!"

[The Burgomaster]

"This line indicates you will live a long, happy life.  This line indicates you will have three children . . ."

[hellbilly]

"What happens again if I pull open the pressure relief valve?"

[sprite75]

Ok, Agnes.  You hit him over the head with the purse.  Then we'll take him back to your place.  I trust this time you remembered to get some condoms?

[Nukie 2]

"I say your veins look awfully big there sonny, so take some aspirin every morning to reduce your blood pressure!"

[p1zl3]

"Oh yeah, my husband Marty's knee swells up like that too when there's a storm on the horizon."

[billy]

und ladeez, thees eez how i will sqveeze undt pump zee economy into submission as your guvahnator

mit a little flexing, Kah Lee Fuh Nya vill right itself !