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What's the most terrible thing you've ever done?

Started by ER, October 29, 2008, 03:29:03 PM

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JaseSF

Me and my cousin while still quite young were bullied by this older thug of a kid. Well one day he came across my cousin and start pounding on him not knowing I wasn't far from the scene. So I ran over to help and the bully pushed me down too. Anyways I grabbed a rock and smacked it upside his head, splitting his head open. Thank God I didn't kill him is all I can say. It was very much an heat of the moment thing. Anyways him and his buddies got me back good after that, pounding the crap outta me one day although I had to grant them I did take it too far with the rock. I think they must have been frightened by how much punishment I withstood as the works of them left me alone after that.
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ghouck

Back in 1971, I hijacked a 747 and got away with $200,000 in ransom money. . .
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Doggett

                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Saucerman

I let a friend's girlfriend seduce me.  They were very off-again-on-again, she was his first, he was her thirtieth or so (she was/is a sex addict), she started hinting that she wanted to bed me.  He got very panicky, but behind his back we started going at it.  When he found out he almost broke her neck by throwing her halfway across the room.  After that she dumped him for good.

She and I continued to sleep together for a while after that, but we eventually went our separate ways, and she dropped out of that particular college. 

He's still obsessed with her, stalks her on Facebook...he also stalked her subsequent official boyfriends (I was just a friend with benefits) making threatening motions wearing these stupid kickboxing gloves he bought for just that purpose. 

RCMerchant

#49
I got real drunk and p**sed on my couch. It was dark and I thought I was in the bathroom. Worse yet...my brother Glenn was slepping on it. Boy...was he p**sed!
I had some girls over at my house....I was drunk and stumbling to the bathroom...and my pants fell down. I had no underwear on! Yikes!  :buggedout:
I was drunk (this sound familiar?) and was fishing with some freinds and I ate a handful of nightcrawlers.
I was drunk in a liquer store on Long Island and was trying to purchase some whiskey-but the clerk sed 'No way-yer too drunk already.' So I went into a tirade and called him a f3cking commie and spit at him. My brother Glenn had to drag me out by throwing me over his shoulder...with me spouting obsenities the whole time. Ugh.
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Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
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meQal

I did a lot of things but will never confess to them.
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Sister Grace

Quote from: RCMerchant on July 03, 2009, 06:17:09 AM
I got real drunk and p**sed on my couch. It was dark and I thought I was in the bathroom. Worse yet...my brother Glenn was slepping on it. Boy...was he p**sed!
I had some girls over at my house....I was drunk and stumbling to the bathroom...and my pants fell down. I had no underwear on! Yikes!  :buggedout:
I was drunk (this sound familiar?) and was fishing with some freinds and I ate a handful of nightcrawlers.
I was drunk in a liquer store on Long Island and was trying to purchase some whiskey-but the clerk sed 'No way-yer too drunk already.' So I went into a tirade and called him a f3cking commie and spit at him. My brother Glenn had to drag me out by throwing me over his shoulder...with me spouting obsenities the whole time. Ugh.

We really should party sometime together.... :drink:
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hellbilly

As a young one I once found a hidden spare key that belonged to my grandparents apartment. I used the key to snoop around in their apartment whenever they were out. One day I found a good amount of $50 bills inside a wooden box underneath a stack of books and papers inside an old closet. I actually never counted the money but it was about 4-5 inches when pressed together. That money financed my CDs, video rentals and other fun stuff for many many years and my Grandparents never suspected anything. They were well off and probably stacking extra cash because they had too much. Both died years ago but I sometimes still feel bad about stealing their money back in the day.  :bluesad:

RCMerchant

Quote from: Sister Grace on July 03, 2009, 01:39:37 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 03, 2009, 06:17:09 AM
I got real drunk and p**sed on my couch. It was dark and I thought I was in the bathroom. Worse yet...my brother Glenn was slepping on it. Boy...was he p**sed!
I had some girls over at my house....I was drunk and stumbling to the bathroom...and my pants fell down. I had no underwear on! Yikes!  :buggedout:
I was drunk (this sound familiar?) and was fishing with some freinds and I ate a handful of nightcrawlers.
I was drunk in a liquer store on Long Island and was trying to purchase some whiskey-but the clerk sed 'No way-yer too drunk already.' So I went into a tirade and called him a f3cking commie and spit at him. My brother Glenn had to drag me out by throwing me over his shoulder...with me spouting obsenities the whole time. Ugh.

We really should party sometime together.... :drink:


If you ever have the misfortune of ending up in Lawton,Michigan,look me up! :drink:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

InformationGeek

Well... I never really done much.  I once threw a frisbee at a 9 year old who kept taunting me when I was 14.  That's pretty much it.  I'm not much a bad guy, unless you count making my dad watch Jaws 4 and making my cousin watch Empire of the Ants a very terrible thing.

Now my school friends, they are whole different stories.  Though I doubt they would compare to any of the things you guys done.

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ghouck

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution