I have misplaced my phaser and my uniform...

sprite75 · July 05, 2009, 09:51:29 PM

I have misplaced my phaser and my uniform, so these will have to do!

ChuckSplatt · July 05, 2009, 10:06:49 PM

"This shore leave vacation break is going to ROCK! 'Can't wait to play bb-gun army man again with my hometown buddies. "

sideorderofninjas · July 05, 2009, 10:14:36 PM

I'm not this Jean Luc-person...You better not call me by my real name...Gurney Halleck...

AndyC · July 06, 2009, 07:40:18 AM

"Here, let me open that envelope for you."

The Burgomaster · July 06, 2009, 01:58:45 PM

A refugee from the Island of Misfit Toys.

AndyC · July 07, 2009, 07:19:50 AM

Seeing naked Sting in his falcon codpiece, Patrick Stewart assumes a defensive stance.

dean · July 07, 2009, 09:33:21 AM

Once again, Picard chooses 'Camp' as the theme for the Enterprise end of year party.

WingedSerpent · July 07, 2009, 12:13:14 PM

Quote from: sprite75 on July 05, 2009, 09:51:29 PM

So you hold like so by the neck, and then jam the knife in the side of their head like so. Now whose ready for the live demonstration?

InformationGeek · July 07, 2009, 04:44:14 PM

"We will win this year's marching band championship! Does everyone have their matching uniforms now?"

AndyC · July 07, 2009, 06:39:35 PM

"Oh, so this collar makes me look like a boiled egg in a cup, does it? Let's see how much you laugh with a few holes in you."

zombie no.one · July 07, 2009, 07:42:28 PM

light-sabre fail

Ash · July 07, 2009, 10:57:51 PM

(singing)

"His nose should pant
and his lip should curl,
His cheeks should flame
and his brow should furl,
His bosom should heave
and his heart should glow,
And his fist be ever ready
for a knock-down blow."

I have misplaced my phaser and my uniform...

ChuckSplatt