The Hoff as Nick Fury.

Neville · July 03, 2009, 06:31:24 AM

Whataya mean, I should wear the eyepatch on the other side?

Doggett · July 03, 2009, 06:52:17 AM

A piece of the Hoff's face fell off and you can see into him.

Yeah, he's pretty empty inside...

AndyC · July 03, 2009, 06:52:46 AM

"And this will always be a reminder that the cigar goes in my mouth."

Psycho Circus · July 03, 2009, 06:58:26 AM

"What, you think your hair is more perfect than mine!?"

sideorderofninjas · July 03, 2009, 10:07:36 PM

Whatta you mean Sam Jackson's gonna be Nick Fury in Iron Man?

InformationGeek · July 05, 2009, 06:34:00 PM

"For the very last thing, you cannot wear my eye patch."

TheDope · July 05, 2009, 10:26:08 PM

Pam Anderson? Oh....okay, I turned my head too fast and one of her boobs poked my eye out. Ya happy?

Mr. DS · July 08, 2009, 11:45:00 AM

"Forever and always...I'm always here..."

AndyC · July 08, 2009, 01:14:46 PM

"You have hamburgers and a quart of whiskey at home? What the hell are we doing standing around here?"

ChuckSplatt · July 08, 2009, 10:57:44 PM

Dude! What a holdout! I saw that keg of brew under your bunk in your hut. Let's get the party started. Don't turtle on me, man.