Grinning man

Draug · September 11, 2009, 04:13:33 PM

While giving the patient a sponge bath the nurse didn't get the reaction she hoped for.

Joe the Destroyer · September 11, 2009, 10:17:51 PM

"Yellow eyes and teeth, pale skin, long fangs... My GOD, this man has MRSA! Get a contact precaution sign on the door, STAT!"

Mr. DS · September 12, 2009, 07:47:42 PM

"Nah, you're fine. Go home, take two Advil and get some rest."

Psycho Circus · September 13, 2009, 03:31:23 PM

Diagnosis: Too much Twilight...

AndyC · September 15, 2009, 05:47:16 PM

"House, I'm not letting you shoot silver into your patient unless you can give me more than a hunch."

whitelion43 · October 25, 2009, 10:08:31 PM

This mans HMO wouldn't cover this condition. It covered Zombie viruses but not this
OR
Oh crap! I gave the patient the blood marked"Count Dracula"!

SPazzo · October 25, 2009, 10:10:33 PM

It looks like that swine flu vaccine is giving a few side effects.

retrorussell · October 26, 2009, 05:13:09 AM

Quote from: Draug on September 11, 2009, 04:13:33 PM

The effects of hepatitis and long-term smoking.