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Started by sprite75, August 22, 2009, 11:50:20 AM

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sprite75

August 22, 2009, 11:50:20 AM


Ok, human.  What'd you do with all the beer?  I was looking forward to having some but this box was empty.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Rev. Powell

#1
August 22, 2009, 08:38:12 PM
Bud Light's new offering was indeed "all natural," but it left many puzzled beer consumers wondering how to drink the dang thing.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

BTM

#2
August 23, 2009, 03:52:56 AM

This wasn't exactly what he'd meant when he said they should, "Get drunk and find some p***y."
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

Umaril The Unfeathered

#3
August 24, 2009, 11:54:31 PM
"Beee-er, kitty kitty kitty"
Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!

Flangepart

#4
August 25, 2009, 10:23:44 AM
Bud lite presents...real cats of genius.
Reeeeal cats of gen-iussss...
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

WingedSerpent

#5
August 26, 2009, 12:01:55 PM
Hey everyone! It's time to play everyone's favorite game-"Spot the slang terms for female parts"
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

Umaril The Unfeathered

#6
August 26, 2009, 10:57:19 PM
I know the beer's missing, but I had to find something to escape from the Chinese restaurant in. This box was the perfect vehicle.  Sure, there's no beer in it for you, but wouldn't you rather have me instead?
Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!

InformationGeek

#7
August 29, 2009, 01:50:37 PM
A product from Bud Light: The Bud-Light Cat.  It will nudge you wake if you pass out from drinking our product.  It will also help attract the opposite sex to you [Only works if you are male].

Warning: Cat requires feeding and cannot drink Bud Light.
Website: http://informationgeekreviews.blogspot.com/

We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

hellbilly

#8
August 30, 2009, 07:59:46 AM
"Jack-in-the-Box for alcoholics"

AndyC

#9
September 02, 2009, 01:18:41 PM
Try as they might, Anheuser-Busch just couldn't duplicate the success of Spuds MacKenzie.
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

paula

#10
September 25, 2009, 05:08:25 AM
like i always said, only pussies drink bud light!

"What about the American Dream?"
"It came true!  You're looking at it!"

retrorussell

#11
September 26, 2009, 05:35:46 AM
"(hic).. Oh man.. I gotta ralf.. and it ain't gonna be no hairball!"
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

whitelion43

#12
October 21, 2009, 06:40:02 PM
You're not going to replace me with that little white dog! It's a mutant rat that escaped from that govermant Lab down the street i tell you!
Where's Glen(Amazing Collosal Man, MST3K version)

akiratubo

#13
October 21, 2009, 11:40:50 PM


What?  What?  I don't know what happened to your beer, why do you ask me?  Hey, look, I'm licking myself!  *lick*lick* Isn't that cute, doesn't it make you forget all about your missing beer?
Kneel before Dr. Hell, the ruler of this world!
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