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Started by Neville, July 26, 2009, 07:45:25 AM

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Neville

July 26, 2009, 07:45:25 AM


Fellow cast members prevent William Shatner from eating too many cupcakes during the filming of "Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan".
Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

Doggett

#1
July 26, 2009, 08:19:36 AM
Shatner wants to start a fight with Chris Pine. Again.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

ChuckSplatt

#2
July 26, 2009, 01:23:08 PM
Kirk wants to make love to just 2 or 3 more alien ladies before the end of the movie,
but Bones and Scotty have had enough and want him to focus on his real duties.

p1zl3

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July 27, 2009, 09:46:44 PM Last Edit: July 27, 2009, 09:48:29 PM by p1zl3


"Let us just help you to your chair Mr. Shatner... Remember what the director said? 'No rummy before shooty'. Remember that?"

sprite75

#4
July 28, 2009, 12:58:44 AM
That guy is touching me in my special place!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Jack

#5
July 28, 2009, 06:38:09 AM
That guy is spending more on hotel and airfare than he needs to...Priceline...must...stop him!
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

JJ80

#6
July 28, 2009, 08:17:54 AM
"It's no use Jimmy, we MUST keep him out of the recodring studio!"
There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack

Neville

#7
July 28, 2009, 09:21:40 AM
Quote from: JJ80 on July 28, 2009, 08:17:54 AM
"It's no use Jimmy, we MUST keep him out of the recodring studio!"

LOL karma for that one!
Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

AndyC

#8
July 28, 2009, 12:01:55 PM
They managed to keep Shatner from directing this movie and two more, but he eventually got loose.
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

akiratubo

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July 28, 2009, 02:37:03 PM Last Edit: July 28, 2009, 02:39:13 PM by akiratubo


Kirk:  I'm going to kick J.J. Abram's ass for screwing up my character!  Let me go!
Bones:  We can't let you do that, Jim!
Scotty: Yeah, he did a pretty good job with us.
Kneel before Dr. Hell, the ruler of this world!

paula

#10
October 14, 2009, 05:35:17 AM
"While heroic, Capt. Kirk had to be restrained from using his captain's log to plug the hole in the warp core"

"What about the American Dream?"
"It came true!  You're looking at it!"

retrorussell

#11
October 14, 2009, 02:24:28 PM
Hold still, Jim!  This blowjob is for your own good!
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Psycho Circus

#12
October 17, 2009, 06:21:52 AM
Quote from: retrorussell on October 14, 2009, 02:24:28 PM
Hold still, Jim!  This blowjob is for your own good!

Oh hell, I only just noticed!!  :bouncegiggle: HAHAH!

sprite75

#13
October 17, 2009, 10:50:59 AM
The Shat: I must get to the buffet table.
Jimmy: It's already empty.
De: Yep, Jimmy got there first!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

whitelion43

#14
October 18, 2009, 02:53:01 AM
Bill"MY toupee is in there!"
Jimmy"It's too late"
De gives knowing Nod
Where's Glen(Amazing Collosal Man, MST3K version)
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