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Started by InformationGeek, October 12, 2009, 05:19:51 PM

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InformationGeek

After many years of breaking public and private property, the Kool-Aid Man has been put away in place where he cannot break through.  Despite this, he gets many vistors every day.
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We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

Psycho Circus

"Foursome?..............Oh yeah!"



(sorry)  :bluesad:




Mr. DS

"Oh yeah! Ooooooffff........Damn Plexiglas..."
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

retrorussell

30 years ago, the Kool-Aid Man was convicted of conspiring with Jim Jones to kill off Jonestown cult members with cyanide-laced Kool-Aid.  He is still serving a life sentence in a plexiglass cell at a grade school.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Mr. DS

Little the did the girls know, there was human blood inside him. 
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sideorderofninjas

Who knew the Kool-Aid man would star in a remake of Edgar Allen Poe's Cask of Amontillado
SideOrderOfNinjas
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"Wielding useless trivia like a katana."

venomx

So that's the movie Im searching for! Kool-Aid Man's version of Cask of Amontillado. jk :twirl:

http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,126251.0.html

Doggett

Quote from: Circus_Circus on October 12, 2009, 05:30:09 PM
"Foursome?..............Oh yeah!"



(sorry)  :bluesad:


Was that coomment inappropraite because of the kids.

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Oh, Yeah ! :teddyr:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

paula

Quote from: InformationGeek on October 12, 2009, 05:19:51 PM

Even though he was quarantined, reuniting with his long lost daughters was emotional for Kool Aid. 

"When each of their mothers said "Oh YEAH!", I just thought they liked the taste!"

(stretch?)

"What about the American Dream?"
"It came true!  You're looking at it!"

Mr. DS

Girls:  "Mommy if we drink him, does he die?"
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AndyC

SCIENCE FAIR WINNERS: Sisters Sidnie, Britnie and Typhanie Smyth stand next to their prize-winning catch. The girls hypothesized that by feigning thirst, they could lure Kool-Aid Man into their Lexan mascot trap, which was camouflaged with simulated brick. The girls will go on to the national competition in June. (AP)
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sprite75



Kids standing in front of the perfectly preserved, long extinct Kool-Aid Man (Homo Koolaidius Grande Assinus).
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

whitelion43

Let me Out!!! (Bangs on glass)
   Dave
Where's Glen(Amazing Collosal Man, MST3K version)