Have you started your Christmas (or holiday of your choice) list?

[Cthulhu]

I'd like for my entire family to have one year of good health with no persistent headaches, swine flu, ear or sinus infections!!

Oh, and while I'm dreaming, I'd like for Bethesda to realease ELDER SCROLLS 5 tomorrow!!!

Try Dragon age:origins while you're waiting for ES5.
I'd buy it if I had the computer to run it.

[Ash]

I want a good woman.
This bachelor s**t is getting old now that I'm on the downhill slide to 40.

[Saucerman]

I want a new iPod and good woman.  Preferably one with similar tastes in movies to me.

[Psycho Circus]

I want a bad woman 

[Javakoala]

I have the perfect woman. She brought up "Whoever Slew Aunite Roo?" on her own one day. I was already in love, but I knew she was perfect for me then, and when she said it scared "the pudding out" of her, I knew life had given the perfect gift.

This year, I want someone to spontaneously give me the collected works of Andy Milligan. Not gonna happen, but I keep hoping.

[HappyGilmore]

A normal relationship to a decent woman would be nice.  Every woman previously, well, it'd get to the point where maybe we'd be more than friends, then all sorts of info would pop up that made me go running for the hills.

[Trevor]

I want a good woman.
This bachelor s**t is getting old now that I'm on the downhill slide to 40.

The woman that gets you will be happy for the rest of her life, Ash.