stuff you use not for it's original purpose

[Mr. DS]

I use a box and my computer tower at work for a foot rest. 

[Jack]

I use those bright colored pony tale ties for cat toys.

[Rev. Powell]

I use the Internet to communicate with like-minded people, instead of just using it to download porn.

[SkullBat308]

I use the Internet to communicate with like-minded people, instead of just using it to download porn.

CRAZY!!!! 

[Mofo Rising]

I use the Internet to communicate with like-minded people, instead of just using it to download porn.

Depending on your interests, those two are not always mutually exclusive.

[hellbilly]

I use nail scissors to open my new DVDs. They slice through the foil like a warm knife through butter.

[Leah]

I use used bottles as a coin bank (got $1400.68)

[BTM]

I use used bottles as a coin bank (got $1400.68)

Really? 

Damn, you have more in coins than I have in actual money... 

[Jack]

I use used bottles as a coin bank (got $1400.68)

If you ever get burgled, just tell the cops to look for the car with its rear bumper dragging on the ground