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[Derf]

Here's the place to post your movie scripts, all typed in 140 characters or fewer:

The Christmas Movie:
1: "I'm gonna mess you up!"
2: "Dude, it's Christmas!"
1: "You're right; sorry. I'll reform."
1&2 sing: "Jingle Bells..."

[lester1/2jr]

emo teen movie
boy: I want to get laid

boy:  but I have feelings

girl :I am intelligent, less hot

boy: we had sex AND conversation! par-dee!