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[InformationGeek]

I wonder how the marketing department was able to push this product?

[Leah]

The limited edition Star Wars dildo for the girls 

[Mr. DS]

"Meeesa reeeeeaallly funnny seeeeee...me be makin' your bathy-timey kinky..."

[retrorussell]

When Anakin had to go out on Jedi missions, Padme kept this in her dresser drawer.

[sprite75]

When Anakin had to go out on Jedi missions, Padme kept this in her dresser drawer.

And some 35 years later, Leia would unknowingly follow in her mother's footsteps when she got one of these for herself for those times when Han was away from home.

[retrorussell]

When Anakin had to go out on Jedi missions, Padme kept this in her dresser drawer.

And some 35 years later, Leia would unknowingly follow in her mother's footsteps when she got one of these for herself for those times when Han was away from home.

Or maybe it's the same one...? 

[sprite75]

When Anakin had to go out on Jedi missions, Padme kept this in her dresser drawer.

And some 35 years later, Leia would unknowingly follow in her mother's footsteps when she got one of these for herself for those times when Han was away from home.

Or maybe it's the same one...? 

God I hope not! 

[AndyC]

After the movie's release, a new marketing strategy was necessary, and the item sold well as Jar Jar's head on a pike.

[SPazzo]

George Lucas at a marketing meeting in 1998: "And for the Star Wars fan with the tongue fetish..."

(But seriously, I think I remember seeing something like this when that *shudder* movie came out.

[Flangepart]

If grabboids had eyes...

[paula]

....i have something that resembles that....does this one spin too?

[paula]

win??  fail??