Alcoholic, chain-smoking chimp sent to rehab

Newt · February 27, 2010, 10:15:16 AM

Oh those Russians: such animal lovers! They retired a troubled performing chimp to a life of sex, booze and smokes...and now he's in rehab! On this continent they do that with humans...

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/100226/odds/odd_us_russia_monkey_odd

3mnkids · February 27, 2010, 10:30:29 AM

I wonder who thought it would be funny to give smokes and booze to him?

Jack · February 27, 2010, 10:58:19 AM

QuoteHe would pester passers-by for booze," the Komsomolskaya Pravda paper said.

That sounds familiar.

Joe the Destroyer · February 27, 2010, 04:02:55 PM

The chimp was later found to actually be Amy Winehouse when it responded, "No, no, no."

RCMerchant · February 27, 2010, 04:16:11 PM

Hey...I resemble that remark!

Leah · February 27, 2010, 06:11:57 PM

nah, the chimp's actually George W. Bush

Allhallowsday · February 27, 2010, 06:35:05 PM

Mr. DS · March 02, 2010, 12:34:52 PM

That chimp has a real monkey on his back....

Sorry...