3rd grader gets week of dententionl for possession of a Jolly Rancher

[Trevor]

Man, check this out! I have me 1 kg of Columbian Reese's Pieces! This is first grade stuff, not some kind of thinned down s**t that you get elsewhere.
You'll have the trip of your life, belive me, this s**t is unreal!

[Leah]

In third grade, i would always have some war heads. and even when the teacher saw me with them, she didn't care. but you could not a soda. having a soda is one thing, but why in the HELL is Jolly Ranchers bad, are they evil? I guess using brains is out of the question.