Mecha-Blog-Zilla's latest review: "Alien 2: On Earth" (1980)

[TheDope]

Who needs James Cameron?  Who needs Sigourney Weaver?  Who needs fantastic special effects?  Who needs excitement and adventure?

Not Ciro Ippolito, THAT'S for sure!!

Read all about the worst alien movie ever made that DIDN'T star Anna Nicole Smith.

Read on, baby.

[retrorussell]

Pretty awful movie, to be sure.. but I did like the upside-down guy, whose head slowly (and messily) fell off.  Nummers!

[judge death]

The picture was kind of depressing, it looked like a badly burned child.

If that's the level of this movies effects and makeup, I'll pass.

[JPickettIII]

Looks bad but I just might watch it.  I will have to look for it.   

Great review.

Later,

John

[TheDope]

JPIII: Yes, it IS that bad.  Seek it out.

Judge D: No burnt children here, just mutilated grown-ups.   

- TGWD