How About A Review On Under Siege II

[Mike]

I know the special effects were bloody awful, but could there be a review on this?!

[carl thomas]

I enjoyed both I and II.  The two villians in Two stole the show. The girl playing Segal's niece was good and actually made me believe she was his niece and not just the usual (excuse to stab someone in the top of the head with a kitchen knife) family member :)

[Steven Millan]

   Unless H.R. Giger-inspired aliens in buddhist robes and  Uber-Jason(of the soon-to-be-infamous "Jason X")jump down from the skies,and attack Seagal,with "Mad TV"'s Will Sasso playing Seagal as his demented wisecracking,arm twisting[and breaking]self,and WWF's Stacy Keibler playing his niece,as well as  cameos by the likes of Rob Black,Trish Stratus,Stephanie Swift,and Puck(of San Francisco's "Real World"),only then will this film(which is a vast improvement over the slow,dready first film)be given a review....just kidding:the reviews are already right here on this page--enjoy,bro!!