I like my ______ like I like my women:

[zombie no.one]

I like my women like I like my oysters: clammy

[Derf]

I like my pillows like I like my women: lying in bed and soft in all the right ways.

[The Burgomaster]

I've been meaning to add some comments to this discussion, but doing so can only get me into trouble.

[Flick James]

I like my women like I like my women: feminine.

[BTM]

Well, my go to classic was from The Naked Gun 2 1/2.  "I like my coffee like I like my women: black and bitter."

Which was good until I heard the inverse, "I like my women like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer."  (Don't remember where that one came from.)

Believe I saw that on a tshirt from Tshirthell.com (although they may have gotten it from somewhere else.)

[Andrew]

I like my women like I like my oil:  sweet and crude.

[Cthulhu]

I like my cows like I like my women: Skinned, with their meat in the fridge.

[Trekkie313]

   
Re: I like my sandwiches like I like my women: FAT!

[Doggett]

I like my bad movie websites like I like my women: Dangerous, unhealthy, yet strangely hypnotic. 

I like my women like I like my women: With female genitalia

I like my museums like I like my women: Free to enter and you learn something new each time.

[AndyC]

I like my coffee like I like my women: Hot, wet and full of booze.

I like my dogs like I like my women: Coming at the sound of my voice.

OK, I feel dirty.

[Leah]

I like my milk like I like my women: Nice and smooth

[Doggett]

I like my dogs like I like my women: Coming at the sound of my voice.

OK, I feel dirty.

Andy...
I'm so disappointed in you.

[Leah]

I like my cars like I like my women: Always keeping me entertained.