Which song is worse: 'Friday' or 'No Way No Way'

[Jack]

Vanilla is worse - those girls are nasty.  The song is just background noise.

I have to admit I kind of like Friday.  It's so incredibly stupid yet happy and sincere;  it's positively surreal. 

[lester1/2jr]

There was clearly no Sporty Vanilla.

[Rev. Powell]

It's like trying to pick between kickin' in the front seat and sittin' in the back seat---which one can I choose?

[HappyGilmore]

No Way No Way is worse.  Far worse.