Toho's next Kaiju star?

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

There is just something really funny about a huge, scary arthropod that steals shiny things and knocks over your garbage. It's like the mundane truth of giant insect movies.

They are very big (didn't realize that they only weigh 10 lbs, I thought they'd be more like 20 or 30), but very slow.  Your best defense against being killed by them is to walk away.  You don't have to run.  You don't have to job.  You don't even have to walk quickly.  Just so long as you can walk, you're safe.

Unless one of those monster claws gets ahold of your heel and snaps your tendon. Then you might be walkin' a bit slower. 

[AndyC]

Wouldn't want to find one in my sleeping bag.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

They are very big (didn't realize that they only weigh 10 lbs, I thought they'd be more like 20 or 30), but very slow.  Your best defense against being killed by them is to walk away.  You don't have to run.  You don't have to job.  You don't even have to walk quickly.  Just so long as you can walk, you're safe.

I think they would get the Extra Slow Monster Movement Bonus (the Jason Voorhees Effect) coupled with the Trip Effect on Young Women power.  I might also give credit to the Inexplicable Leap Power
Then they would just Sloooowly swarm the screaming victim.
-Ed

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

Wouldn't want to find one in my sleeping bag.

Funny you should say that...when I was about 11,  I opened mu old green sleeping bag that was in my closet for about a year. In it was a mature wolf spider hat was about as big around as a small saucer!  It began crawling around and soon picked up some serious steam.   That was, until he met the bottom of my shoe.

From that time on, I've been a bit leary about opening sleeping blankets or going deep into closets..