Does Porno Count as B-Movies?

[john]

There's a store a couple towns over from me that sells all kinds of used videos for $5 each. He has thousands of mainstream movies and a back room with hundreds of pornos. I was there with a friend and the owner apparently saw me on the closed circuit camera looking at the 'European' videos, which basically includes everything that isn't plain vanilla. Because we'd been there a couple times before, the owner came into the back room lugging a box of special videos that he brought out from a store room.

 Let's just say that looking through those videos, the words "doggy style" took on a whole new meaning. Oh, and "horsey style", "piggy style" etc. Plus there were lots of crap videos. That is, videos ABOUT crap; playing with, wearing, eating...

 Personally, I have nothing against animal lovers, but I don't particularly want to see people recycle their used food if you get my drift...

[Offthewall]

Lets not forget the great Clerks scene with the pornos

[Phantom 187]

"Edward Penis Hands" definitely a bad movie.

[Akira Tubo]

I saw this once, then the store I rented it from sold it, then it was apparently recalled or something because I've never found it anywhere else, not even Ebay!

This is the best porno movie I've ever seen and, if I could ever get another copy of it, I'd put a review of it on a b-movie site.  It's so much better than any other porno because it's FUN!  It's a spot on parody of Pokemon and everybody obviously was having a blast doing it.

There's no poke-sex, just the human cast, although there is a battle between sex toys made to look like Pokemon at the end, and the Ash character hauls around a giant, stuffed Pikachu doll throughout the entire thing.

The actors are all likeable and enthusiastic; I ended up liking these versions of them more than the ones on the show.  Ash, in particular, is much more likeable.  In the cartoon, he's an arrogant, brash punk.  In the porno, he's a boy (well, okay, a 20-something) leaving home and seeing the world for the first time, greeting it with wide-eyed wonder.  It's practically Spielbergian.

Argh, I want to see this again!

(The sex scenes were pretty good, too.  But I liked it for the plot and the acting.  No, really!)

[Lee]

Two words for ya:
RON JEREMY!

[john]

The hedgehog!

[Chris K.]

Porno's STRICTLY count as zero budget, non-acting, amateurishly directed features. Hell, they are not even considered to be movies at all. They are not ploted, well-made pieces of schlock, porno's are just schlock! Nothing special and unentertaining to say the least.

[john]

There are some exceptions, but they're rare. Of course pornos aren't really meant to be entertaining, they're meant to be arousing.

[trumpy]

Some women have a "no Ron Jeremy" clause in their porn contracts apparently.  Who knew they had contracts?

[Chris1]

I think some do just like the soft core kind not enought FMF Threesomes too much girl-girl crap too it  like put you to sleep kinda boring.