PRETENDING YOU DIDN'T SEE OR HEAR IT (WHEN YOU OBVIOUSLY DID SEE OR HEAR IT)

Allhallowsday · January 27, 2011, 09:05:23 PM

Quote from: Doggett on January 27, 2011, 09:00:42 PM
How come none of our female posters seem to have this problem ?

Different equipment. Though I imagine batteries can be noisey.

Quote from: RCMerchant on January 27, 2011, 03:53:25 PM
Quote from: Trevor on January 27, 2011, 08:18:08 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 27, 2011, 07:38:51 AM
Many years ago when I was a teenager my brother Richie walked into the bathroom while I was jerkin' my Gerkin.
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Beyond Trevor-I think this may be happining right now. Nobody wants to comment on me self pleasurization. Who wants to admit that they got caught peeling the banana? Dont blame ya-"Eh-Better let RC slide on this one-" Dont let me slide-HIT ME! BE HONEST! "Almost sounds masochistic (yeah-I cant spell) dont it? FREE YOUR SELF! Lets here your inner most creepys! ...

Uhm, RC, you are unique. But you are not entirely unique. Which guy on this forum who has a brother hasn't been "caught" pullin' the pud??

BTW: good for you!!

Mr. DS · January 27, 2011, 09:05:45 PM

QuoteHow come none of our female posters seem to have this problem ?

Nothing to conceal, lucky chicks. I really feel there is nothing more embarassing than getting caught "being your own best friend". That why (keeping to the theme of the thread) most parties involved will in fact just act like they didn't see anything.

Doggett · January 27, 2011, 09:08:33 PM

Quote from: The DarkSider on January 27, 2011, 09:05:45 PM
QuoteHow come none of our female posters seem to have this problem ?
Nothing to conceal, lucky chicks.

Yep.
They don't know how easy they got it.

They'll never know the panic of when you quicky try to put it back in your trousers/boxers feeling as someone approaches the bedroom door...

RCMerchant · January 27, 2011, 09:30:01 PM

I Love this forum. Where else can I talk about BLOOD FREAK,Bela Lugosi,and masterbation in one place?
ANSWER: NO WHERE.
I love this place.

Doggett · January 27, 2011, 09:52:52 PM

Quote from: RCMerchant on January 27, 2011, 09:30:01 PM
I Love this forum. Where else can I talk about BLOOD FREAK,Bela Lugosi,and masterbation in one place?
ANSWER: NO WHERE.
I love this place.

And we love you too.

*man hug*

Paquita · January 27, 2011, 10:30:25 PM

Quote from: Doggett on January 27, 2011, 09:00:42 PM
How come none of our female posters seem to have this problem ?

Maybe it's because they need to feel a little bit safer and take the necessary precautions to avoid this problem.. don't you guys know how to lock a door?

Anyway! I've been caught.... picking my nose loads of times! People usually act like they didn't see anything, but sometimes I get called out on it and I just say "What? There's something in my nose!"

Allhallowsday · January 27, 2011, 11:01:42 PM

Quote from: Paquita on January 27, 2011, 10:30:25 PM
...Anyway! I've been caught.... picking my nose loads of times! People usually act like they didn't see anything, but sometimes I get called out on it and I just say "What? There's something in my nose!"

Who on this forum wouldn't love to catch Paquita... picking her nose...???

Perverts.

RCMerchant · January 28, 2011, 12:09:02 AM

It seems like I managed to turn this conversation straight into the gutter! Im so proud of myself!

Allhallowsday · January 28, 2011, 12:12:32 AM

Quote from: RCMerchant on January 28, 2011, 12:09:02 AM
It seems like I managed to turn this conversation straight into the gutter! Im so proud of myself!

You should be!!

RCMerchant · January 28, 2011, 12:26:35 AM

Quote from: Allhallowsday on January 28, 2011, 12:12:32 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 28, 2011, 12:09:02 AM
It seems like I managed to turn this conversation straight into the gutter! Im so proud of myself!
You should be!!

Id mention the fact that my son Jed walked in on me doing the hibbity jibbity with an ugly cross eyed girl-but I won't.

Allhallowsday · January 28, 2011, 12:32:59 AM

Quote from: RCMerchant on January 28, 2011, 12:26:35 AM
Id mention the fact that my son Jed walked in on me doing the hibbity jibbity with an ugly cross eyed girl-but I won't.

Who had the cross eyed girl...? You or your son ??

Couchtr26 · January 28, 2011, 11:31:50 AM

Actually, I usually do this out of pure laziness and pretend I didn't hear someone knocking on the door or the phone ringing.

However, I have done it a few times when some slightly embarrassing situations have arisen. Trying to find a particular example is eluding me now.

Used Meathook · January 29, 2011, 01:37:09 AM

Quote from: RCMerchant on January 27, 2011, 07:38:51 AM
Many years ago when I was a teenager my brother Richie walked into the bathroom while I was jerkin' my Gerkin. He quickly closed the door. That kinda ruined the mood.

One time I was jerkin' while laying on my bed. I figured my mom and stepdad were at work, but my stepdad was actually home because he wasn't feeling well. All of the sudden my door opened and he started asking me a question about something. I scurried to pull a blanket over me. Then he goes "oh, you were taking a nap...sorry." I knew he knew what was up...I mean it was like 11am...nobody takes a nap at 11am. lol