After being consigned to sleeping on the couch...

sprite75 · February 09, 2011, 02:19:31 AM

After being consigned to sleeping on the couch for over a month, Jack finds himself cursing the day he saw this sign and decided to take its advise when picking out a Valentine's gift for his wife.

Mr. DS · February 09, 2011, 06:41:09 PM

The best way to spend Valentines Day alone.

Leah · February 09, 2011, 08:40:04 PM

John was an idiot- instead of going to the most elegant restaurant in the city like he promised his girlfriend, he took her her. needles to say, happy hour went to stupidity hour, as in he only went there for the All You Can Drink Beer.

retrorussell · February 09, 2011, 10:06:25 PM

Shortly after this marquee was displayed, breast implant sales went through the roof.

Mr. DS · February 09, 2011, 10:31:41 PM

"Honey I swear, I thought it was an Owl store."

Hammock Rider · February 11, 2011, 02:23:26 PM

Wing sales quadrupled after Hooters moved in next door to two other local hang-outs, Her Girl Friday and The Klondyke Bar.

Jack · February 11, 2011, 03:50:41 PM

"Well honey, you've already got diamonds, so this year I got you hooters! Oh wait...that didn't come out right."

sprite75 · February 11, 2011, 11:10:32 PM

Quote from: Jack on February 11, 2011, 03:50:41 PM
"Well honey, you've already got diamonds, so this year I got you hooters! Oh wait...that didn't come out right."

Could've been worse. He could've mistaken the T for a K and gotten his wife some hookers for Valentine's.

Umaril The Unfeathered · February 12, 2011, 10:42:06 PM

Quote from: The DarkSider on February 09, 2011, 10:31:41 PM
"Honey I swear, I thought it was an Owl store."

"An owl store, huh? Well let me be the first to give you The Bird!" (flips middle finger at husband.)