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Man Stuff Chicken Down Pants...

Started by InformationGeek, April 11, 2011, 01:00:20 PM

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InformationGeek

April 11, 2011, 01:00:20 PM
... because he was stealing it of course!  That's the perfect place for a stolen chicken!

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Flick James

#1
April 11, 2011, 01:03:22 PM
Well, I'd say he would have choked his chicken, but they were already dead.
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#2
April 11, 2011, 01:45:35 PM
"No, no officer. I wasn't stealing the chicken.  I was just trying to reenact this one scene from Pink Flamingos....." :wink:

Leah

#3
April 11, 2011, 11:03:36 PM
Guess in his drunken stage he was a cocky cock.
yeah no.

ghouck

#4
April 11, 2011, 11:11:09 PM
Lol, I once tried to steal a live Lobster the same way. True story.
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Leah

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April 11, 2011, 11:19:12 PM
Quote from: ghouck on April 11, 2011, 11:11:09 PM
Lol, I once tried to steal a live Lobster the same way. True story.

So YOUR lobster man! :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
yeah no.

Umaril The Unfeathered

#6
April 12, 2011, 03:30:25 PM
Upon the request of the police officer, the suspect was forced to pull the cock out of his pants, upon which he was notified of the charges and hauled away to a local prison.   :bouncegiggle:
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