Legion of Iron (1990)

[claws]

College Football star Billy and his girlfriend is kidnapped and brought into an underground lair in the desert. Why? So he can obey evil Queen Diana (Erika Nann) and fight as a Gladiator with sex for reward.

"Ain't you heard? Superman's black, (you) freak-face"

Trashy beefcake action with minimal setting, awful martial arts, cheap costumes, guys with cut-off belly shirts, girls with big hair and lots of steamy semi-sex. The premise sounds as silly as intriguing, and in the right hands Legion of Iron could have been a cult item. It's not, but it still makes for a fun watch thanks to Erika Nann as Diana. She is sexy, badass and wicked ("Spit on me baby. It turns me on") sitting on her throne like a female Julius Ceasar, either giving the defeated thumbs up or down based on bets streaming on her computer. 4/5 Cheese.

[hudders]

guys with cut-off belly shirts, girls with big hair

All underground civilisations have '80s fashions. It's the law or something.

[Psycho Circus]

guys with cut-off belly shirts, girls with big hair

All underground civilisations have '80s fashions. It's the law or something.

It is the law, and you would be unwise to break it!