Rare beauty

[The Burgomaster]

The long-lost child of Barbra Streisand and Steven Tyler.

[AndyC]

Unauthorized biography reveals bizarre double life of Bob Denver.

[Psycho Circus]

What I'll probably look like in another 20 years...

[Mr. DS]

What Janice the Muppet would look like if she existed in real life.

[retrorussell]

Unbeknownst to most viewers of Hee Haw, one of the Hee Haw honeys mated with the donkey, producing this offspring.

[AndyC]

"Look out, Bones! It's the salt vampire!"

[Chainsawmidget]

I see Darkman isn't even pretending to look like a real person anymore. 

[sprite75]

A victim of Joker-itis in the early stages.

[Leah]

what happens to addicts addicted to botox and plastic surgery

[sprite75]

I better stop looking at this before my thing detaches itself and runs away in fear.

[Leah]

when a transvestite runs out of money half way through plastic surgery.

[AndyC]

Definitely a two-bagger. One over her head and one over yours, just to be safe.

[The Burgomaster]

Brief intermission:

Try this.  Cover the picture so just the eyes and above are visible.  Now cover it so just the nose and below are visible.  I believe this is the same way your brain perceives the world depending on how much liquor you've had to drink.

[AndyC]

I honestly wonder how somebody can spend good money on a reputable (I assume) surgeon, and not only end up looking like that, but think it turned out well. Unless, of course, this woman walked into the surgeon's office and said "I want you to make me look like Gilligan." Then I'd say mission accomplished. Otherwise, she's been disfigured.