FBI Raids Chuck E. Cheese For “Undermining U.S. Currency”

[Flick James]

http://www.zerohedge.com/article/guest-post-fbi-raids-chuck-e-cheese-%E2%80%9Cundermining-us-currency%E2%80%9D

[ghouck]

They should raid them for biological weapons, I've never set foot in one without getting sick afterwards. "Chuck-e-DISEASE" is more like it.

[SPazzo]

"Haven't you ever been at the laundry mat with a pocket of change thinking you have plenty of quarters, only to discover that most of them are Chuck E. Cheese tokens?!" railed Anne Tompkins, Department of Justice prosecutor in the Liberty Dollar case, as she read from a carefully prepared DHS script. "That is close enough to counterfeiting for me! It is a blatant destabilization of our democratic economy! What are you supposed to do, let your underpants wallow in filth while Chuck E. Cheese makes a profit? I say no to these financial terrorists!"

What does Trevor have to say on the matter?

[Rev. Powell]

If they published this article on 4/13, what did they publish on 4/1?  

[Trevor]

"Haven't you ever been at the laundry mat with a pocket of change thinking you have plenty of quarters, only to discover that most of them are Chuck E. Cheese tokens?!" railed Anne Tompkins, Department of Justice prosecutor in the Liberty Dollar case, as she read from a carefully prepared DHS script. "That is close enough to counterfeiting for me! It is a blatant destabilization of our democratic economy! What are you supposed to do, let your underpants wallow in filth while Chuck E. Cheese makes a profit? I say no to these financial terrorists!"

What does Trevor have to say on the matter?

Trevor [embarassed cough]: "Your Honour, I would like to state for the record......"
Prosecutor: "Objection!"
Judge: "WTF for?"
Prosecutor: "Records have long since been taken over by CDs and digital media, Your Honour!"
Judge: "OK, sustained."
Trevor: "If the court pleases, I have to state for the....... errrmmmm......iPOD that I have never been in a ChuckECheese, nor have I ever eaten what my learned friend Ghouck calls "ChuckEDisease", nor have my underpants ever been fouled there. Other places, yes, but not there."  

[lester1/2jr]

I'm familiar with zero hedge and with what this is likely a parody of.  A guy made some gold coins, Ron Paul was on one of them, that was the politics libertarian tea party etc.  No one in the entire world would ever think anyone was counterfeiting with these things but they arrested him on some similar sort of charge. The guy happens to be very eccentric, he heads a church based on marijuana or something, not a rasta one, but the idea that he should be punished for any reaon is ridiculous. He was making round flat objects out of gold that, with gold at 1500 an ounce, you would have to be an utter and complete maniac to try and pass of as a $1 coin.