Skullduggery

claws · July 02, 2011, 11:38:14 AM

I was expecting something else when you said you would give me head.

Joe the Destroyer · July 02, 2011, 08:38:34 PM

"OHHHHH... When you said I was going to be the meat in the sandwich, I thought you meant literally."

Hammock Rider · July 05, 2011, 09:25:03 AM

"Excuse me but my sister Courtney Cox and I would like to spend some time alone together. DO YOU MIND?"

Flangepart · July 05, 2011, 06:09:12 PM

"Alas poor Yoric, alas poor Yoric," do you have any idea how sick I am of that? Sheesh!

retrorussell · July 05, 2011, 09:26:35 PM

Him: "Hey, you know what would look good on you? Me!"
Her: "Ugh.. that is the worst pick-up line... Hey! Get off of me!"

Vik · July 06, 2011, 05:57:35 AM

"Wanna bone?"
[lame pun/]

AndyC · July 06, 2011, 06:18:36 AM

"Why yes, I can see a strong family resemblance."