Zebra!

Ash · July 13, 2011, 08:07:37 PM

What could this zebra or the kid be thinking?

retrorussell · July 13, 2011, 09:18:17 PM

Zebra: Hello.. I'm Mister Ed.
Child: IMPOSTER!!!

Leah · July 13, 2011, 10:07:26 PM

Zebra: My name is Khan
Girl: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!

AndyC · July 14, 2011, 12:04:32 AM

"What a frightening creature. Sure glad it's restrained inside the car."

BoyScoutKevin · July 19, 2011, 05:47:19 PM

Zebra: "Hello! I'm going to eat Trevor's shorts. Do you have any Grey Poupon?"

Girl: "Momma?!"

AndyC · July 20, 2011, 09:32:03 AM

Quote from: BoyScoutKevin on July 19, 2011, 05:47:19 PM
Zebra: "Hello! I'm going to eat Trevor's shorts. Do you have any Grey Poupon?"

Girl: "Momma?!"

I thought there was already plenty of grey poupon Trevor's shorts. Badum-bum.

Leah · July 20, 2011, 03:03:33 PM

Okay, okay, I have another riddle- Am I a black horse with white stripes, or am I a White horse with Black stripes? hehe, my fav-

MOMMA!!!!!!!!

retrorussell · July 21, 2011, 05:50:53 PM

Want some Fruit Stripes gum, kid?

Mr. DS · July 21, 2011, 08:47:59 PM

Zebra: "Oh, sorry wrong car..."

Jack · July 22, 2011, 03:54:08 PM

Zebra: "Good grief, never stickin' my head in one of those damned things again..."