Horatio Caine One Liners Thread

[Mr. DS]

For those who have watched CSI Miami, you are all too familiar with Horatio Caine's opening one liners.  I figure we could have a thread dedicated to ones that are either made up or real.  Like this one I saw on a youtube comment:

Officer:  "The suspect died at McDonald's..."
Caine:  "Yes he didn't seem to have..." (puts on glasses, looks off into the distance dramatically) "A Happy Meal..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR3jnW2kcUs

[Mr. DS]

Officer:  "The guy died of an apparent heart attack while picking apples..."
Caine:  "Well apparently an apple a day..." (puts on glasses, looks off into the distance dramatically) "Doesn't keep the mortician away..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR3jnW2kcUs

[Trevor]

Officer [standing over a hideously sprawled corpse with its' undies around its' ankles] "This guy was getting dressed, ran to the toilet, was tripped up by his undies and then fell."
Horatio Kane: "Looks to me like Trevor was [puts on sunglasses] left skidmarks by the toilet door and was caught short....." 

[Mr. DS]

Officer:  "The victim was murdered while watching Manos Hands Of Fate"
Caine: "It looks like there was no lesson learned...(puts on glasses) from this bad movie."

Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Doggett]

Officer: It looked like he drowned in the bath
Caine: Rub-a-dub-dub...(puts on glasses)...Dead guy in a tub

[Mr. DS]

Officer: "The victim died at Taco Bell..."
Caine:  "And it seems that the murderer (glasses)...ran for the border..."



YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!