I "Don't" Have Lady Problems

[Psycho Circus]

I just want to kiss her and hold her.

Like your team not just beating Manchester United but flattening them, 'to kiss and hold her' shouldn't just be everything you want to do. 

Well no. A bit more than that has gone on, but I'm not all about the sex. I want the affection, the company...

[Trevor]

but I'm not all about the sex. I want the affection, the company...

That seems right. 

[Javakoala]

We'll know it is the definite article when he hasn't seen her for a few days and he complains, "I just want to hear her voice." That is serious attraction.

And, Trev, I just noticed and am concerned. You archive your S****y underpants? How do you catalog something like that? Odor? Depth of color? Size of stain? And, trust me, I find it scare that I've even thought things through THIS far.

[Psycho Circus]

We'll know it is the definite article when he hasn't seen her for a few days and he complains, "I just want to hear her voice." That is serious attraction.

I'm essentially at that stage now. I'm seeing her Sunday. She's 100% single and mine now. We're just keeping it a bit of a secret for the time being, as in saying nothing on facebook and nothing to people at work. Don't want to rub it in with the ex or become office gossip before we've actually spent time as a proper item. Finally, real romance!

Oh, hey Java! 

[Trevor]

And, Trev, I just noticed and am concerned. You archive your S****y underpants? How do you catalog something like that? Odor? Depth of color? Size of stain? And, trust me, I find it scare that I've even thought things through THIS far.

The Film Archives has cold rooms which enable me to secretly store my foul undergarments and the cold enables me to wear a pair for about two minutes until the chill fades and the stench starts 

[Javakoala]

Oh god. Now he'll be doing things like coming to a total stand-still whenever he gets a passing whiff of her from his jacket and being frightfully pleasant in general.     Welcome to the club, Circus!!

And hey back at you.  Long time, no terrorize. Maybe I can change my ways and be regular...as in showing up here on a more regular basis, not...the other "regular".

Trevor, you should start a blog. No text. Just a daily shot of your undies.

[Newt]

Trevor, you should start a blog. No text. Just a daily shot of your undies.

And when technology catches up: scratch and sniff?       

[Trevor]

Trevor, you should start a blog. No text. Just a daily shot of your undies.

And when technology catches up: scratch and sniff?       

Way ahead of you: I have to do that every day before I get dressed so that I don't overly offend people sitting near me when I take the bus. 

[AndyC]

Older woman with a personality?  I'd hit that.

Agreed. When I was Circus' age, that was the type who caught my attention. Good luck with that, Circus.

Come to think of it, a close friend of mine married almost exactly that - a woman with a personality, about ten years older.... from northern England.