"Rock of Ages" movie trailer (2012)

[FatFreddysCat]

This isn't' even out yet but I have a feeling it's going to be a BAD movie...

The popular Broadway "jukebox musical" "Rock of Ages" is about to become a feature film starring Alec Baldwin (?), Tom Cruise (!!) and Catherine Zeta-Jones...it comes out next Summer and the first trailer has hit the Net...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIt7Gm1U5MM&feature=player_embedded

Uhhhh....
OK, I'll admit I laughed at the "They ARE dudes" bit.

...and Julianne Hough is FREAKIN' hot.

Other than that...mmm, no thanks. Angry mothers protesting against "dirty" rock n roll? I think I saw this movie already when it was called "Detroit Rock City." Or maybe it was "Rock N Roll High School," or maybe "Warning: Parental Advisory." Whichever it was, none of those flicks turned rock classics into cheesy song & dance numbers. I think I'll pass.

[66Crush]

When is it going to be leagal to kill Tom Cruise? Seriously the government needs to take him out Bin Ladden style and Waco that stupid church/cult of his. f**k Scientology!

[crackers]

All the way through that trailer I was thinking how bad it looked, then Russell Brands name popped up and then I thought, this is going to be REALLY bad.

[Jim H]

If nothing else, Tom Cruise plays a magnificent douchebag and the song list is pretty amazing if you like 80s rock/power ballads. 

[66Crush]

I was a part of that scene, it was a decadent time, stupid, but a lot of fun. To see it portrayed by people who don't have a clue about what it was really like is depressing. It will be about as lame as that damn "Rock Star" movie with Mark Walberg. Plus I hate Tom Cruise with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns!

[Javakoala]

In the words of today's youth...



O...M...F...G!!!!!

[ChaosTheory]

Paul Giamatti?  Crap, that means I'll feel compelled to at least rent this. 

On the other hand, it still looks better than any given scene from GLEE.