I'm subbing for my good friend

[sprite75]

I'm subbing for my good friend Rush this week.

[tracy]

Welcome to the new JABA FM.....where we play whatever I want to hear.

[indianasmith]

"Good news, America - there are no more liberals!  I ATE THEM ALL!!!"  (burp!)

[Hammock Rider]

" A Golden Microphone to whomever brings me Nancy Pelosi frozen in carbonite!"

[Nakuyabi]

On the radio, no one could see how Michael Moore had let himself go to seed since his last movie.

[Flangepart]

"And remember, caller #12 gets tickets to the sarlacc dump this week. Come see who pi$$ed me off this month, and stay for the debauch!"

[Jack]

Traffic report this morning:  Those damned Jedis caused another multiple car pileup that's got the I5 backed up all the way to the 494 interchange...

[Mr. DS]

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING TATOOOOOOOOINE!!!!!!"

[Mr. DS]

"Hi Jabba......long time listener, first time caller...love the show.  I wanted to know why you seem to understand English but can't speak it..."

[Nakuyabi]

"Hi Jabba......long time listener, first time caller...love the show.  I wanted to know why you seem to understand English but can't speak it..."

He said "Bo shuda, offom du tukatti!"
As he stuffed a frog into his face,
But we don't know a woid 'cause he shot the talk-droid,
So we'll smile and nod, just in case...