Man Busted For French Fry Attack On Stepdaughter

[bob]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/mcdonalds-french-fries-assault-678321

that step daughter really was assaulted a by the salt on the fries.

[zombie no.one]

what a waffle thing to do, hope she gets batter soon

[Leah]

that's a weird way to be arrested.

[Venomx73]

that's a weird way to be arrested.

Good thing it wasn't the hot coffee. 

[indianasmith]

I hadn't seen this thread - guess I needed to ketchup on my reading . . .

[Chainsawmidget]

I've never gotten fastfood that was actually fresh and hot enough to burn somebody. 

[Venomx73]

^ I was thinking the same thing lol ^

[Raffine]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/mcdonalds-french-fries-assault-678321

that step daughter really was assaulted a by the salt on the fries.

More like a salty battery than assault and battery.

[AndyC]

So, they're saying the oily fries didn't actually burn her, but they could have.

Huh?

[Chainsawmidget]

So, they're saying the oily fries didn't actually burn her, but they could have.

Huh?

You can sue for something not happening to you now? 

Awesome.  Now to decide who I'm going to sue.  I mean, nobody has run over me with their limo before, but I'm sure some rich person could have done that. 

[AndyC]

So, they're saying the oily fries didn't actually burn her, but they could have.

Huh?

You can sue for something not happening to you now? 

Awesome.  Now to decide who I'm going to sue.  I mean, nobody has run over me with their limo before, but I'm sure some rich person could have done that. 

It's the legal system if my mom was running it. Wave a stick in someone's general direction and you could theoretically put an eye out. Grounds for a lawsuit.