Shoulda seen THIS one coming...

[Flangepart]

Vader's sex change really improved his disposition. Still evil, mind you...

[tracy]

I've been waiting for you,Obama Wan......now the circle is complete.

[Jack]

"You don't know the power of the dark side!"

[Nakuyabi]

"Luke, I am your MOTHER!"
"No! NO!!!"
"Search your feelings! You know it is true!"

[Leah]

You don't love my cookies? YOU DIE!!!!!!!!!

[TheDope]

"I have traced the rebel spies directly to Obama - now he is
my only link in finding some electoral votes for my own campaign."

"He'll die before he tells you anything."

"Leave that to me...."